Me: Wow, it might rain in Jerusalem tomorrow.
DD: Wow, we better not go to Jerloosalem
2
Me: Oooh you won a medal at the sports day?
DD: Nah, everyone got one.
3
On the fast day of Tisha B'Av when we mourn the destruction of the Temple
DD: Why aren't the mummies and daddies eating today?
Me: Because people were being horrible to each other so God destroyed the Temple.
DD: What it means destroyed?
Me: He broke it all up.
DD: Why can't you eat if He broke it up? He shouldn't eat until He says sorry.
4
In the pencil box:
Can you sharpel my pencil? It needs sharpelling. Here's the sharpeller.
If I cut this paper with the scizens I can fix it with sticky-take.
5
Me: What do you want for breakfast?
DD: Ice cream
Me: You can't have ice cream for breakfast.
DD (calmly): Don't fight with me about this, I want ice cream
6
DD: Even if we both get married to boys we'll still love each other the best in the world, you're right?
Me: You're right.
DD: Yes, because in Mama Mia they still love each other.
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