Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Tuesday Tidbits

1
Young pupil: Where's DD's daddy?
Me: She hasn't got one.
YS: Oh, you can do that?
Me: Yes.
YS: You can't have a boy though, right? Only a girl.
Me: Ask your parents how it works.



2
Me: DD who did this drawing on the wall?
DD: It wasn't me. No, it was my little children.
Me: I don't want to hear about your little children.
DD: I didn't do it! My little children did it.
Me: DD?
DD: Well some of them are very naughty.

3
Me: There are a lot of clouds. Do you think there's going to be another storm.
DD: No, God promised there won't be any more storms.

4
Me: Here's your supper.
DD: Yuk! I don't like THIS at all!




5
DD: What means an ogre?
Me: Shrek is an ogre.
DD: But what is it?
Me: Well, they're green and ugly and they live in a swamp.
DD: Oh how very a shame for them.

6
Me: Time for bed.
DD: I don't want to go to bed. I'm not tired.
Me: I'm sorry darling but it's time to go to bed.
DD: I'm sorry darling but no.





29 comments:

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    1. Don't they - and I usually forget them unfortunately.

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  2. gorgeous! my facebook status updates are filled with things like this, and every now and then I download them to a Word file to keep them :-)

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    1. Clever of you to record and save them Nicole. There are so many things she's said that I remember laughing at but cannot remember what it was she actually said.

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  3. So funny! Love that you are saving them for prosperity on here! :)

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    1. Thank you - I only thought to do it yesterday. There's so much I've forgotten already.

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  4. I wish I'd kept the gems, my kids said. Just keep putting them on your blog and DD will have them with the rest of her life story...

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  5. Thank you for brightening up my day :o). Just loved the excuse of the 'little children' and her response "I'm sorry darling but no" - cheeky chops!!!!!

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    1. Cheeky chops - LOL, haven't heard that in years.

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  6. shes very spunky and feisty but you must stop giving her that acamoli...it will arrest herdevelopment.

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    1. Hi Sus! She only has it for breakfast, lunch, supper and the occasional pick-me-up between meals. ;)

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  7. Diane and Conor in Cary, NCFebruary 6, 2013 at 10:55 PM

    We have a Sassy Sadie in our house, my DD who happens to be a dachsund! However, you have your very own precious Sassy DD, love the reply of "my little children"! Much too cute with the Sassy Pose, ooohhh, Sassy Girls and Women are the best, I think I might start taking some of that acamoli.....!

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  8. Hmmmm..... your little madam is definitely growing up!

    xx Jazzy

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  9. Loved the way she called you 'darling' ! And btw the first word my dd1 learned to spell was 't.i.r.e.d'...

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  10. Haha, in our case it will probably be N.O.T. T.I.R.E.D.!

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  11. Oh thank you for making me laugh. Popping over from 'Blow Your Own Blog Horn' x

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    1. Thanks for popping over Damson, have a good weekend. :)

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  12. Haha! What a little monkey! I love the 'I'm sorry darling but no' comment. You're going to have fun when she's a teenager :)

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    1. I thought she was a teenager. She certainly thinks she is.

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  13. Haha, love those quotes, especially the bedtime one.

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    1. I'm pleased to say that I won that one despite being called 'Darling'.

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  14. Just the other day I was thinking I ought to keep a record of the VERY funny things that Aaron says. I know in years to come I will want to look back at them.

    You've spurred me on with this and given me just the nudge I needed.

    You're always mentoring me :-)

    Liska xxx

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    1. You should, I look forward to reading them. :)

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  15. Ha ha... "I'm sorry darling, but no" brilliant. Oh and you had better keep your eye out for those 'naughty' children.

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    1. I know, they seem to be popping up all over the place these days.

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  16. Ohh I absolutely love these Rachel, she must be a scream! I hope you are well. Mich x

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