I was finishing an email while DD set up the Frustration for our nightly marathon - 2 colours each and best out of three games (I refuse to play with the genie). I could hear her popping the dice impatiently. (It's a pop-o-matic device with paddles.) Eventually I finished.
DD: Ok. it's my go, I'm first.
Me: I thought you just had your go, I heard the dice popping.
DD: That wasn't my go, I was just come-onning you.
2
We bought an ice-lolly at the zoo.
Me: You can choose from the fruit ice-lollies, the others are too expensive.
DD: Pleeeease, can I have a Frozen just this time.
Me: Ok, just this time.
DD (unwrapping the accompanying figure inside, finding Olaf and then seeing that there are 6 figures to collect): When I've got the full collection I can play the whole story with them. I only need 5 more!
Me: *sighs* I knew that was going to happen.
3
Me: Who's your best friend?
DD: My tablet.
4
DD: I know why we don't have a chimney in our home.
Me: Why?
DD: Because we don't have Christmas here.
5
And this one from a young student who suddenly improved in reading and spelling.
Me: Fantastic work! What happened, did you have extra English lessons in the holidays?
Student: No. I read a book.
That must have been a good book!
ReplyDeleteLol, I must get the name of it.
DeleteI love no4 best but they're all good fun!
ReplyDeleteThe problem with No 4 is that it's probably true.
DeleteI think I looked at number 3 when I replied to this comment.
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