Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Tuesday Tidbits #32 - All Sorts Of Ridiculous




1
Doing a handwriting workbook from school, DD had to write 'wind' where it was suitable. I was helpig her read the phrases.
Me: A strong ...
DD: Yes.
Me: A cold ...
DD: Yes.
Me: A blue ...
DD: No!
Me: A hungry ...
DD: HAHAHAHA! No!
Me: A sour ...
DD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NO! WHAT'S GOT INTO THIS BOOK?!

2
Seeing a picture of Anjelina Jolie as Maleficent.
DD: I know her. She was at Sapir's party.
(It had been a cinema party and they'd watched the film.)


3
DD: Mummy, canter tooth go on paper?
Me: What?
DD: Canter tooth go on paper? Or are they only on your skin?
Me: Oh, can tattoos go on paper? No, they're only on skin.

4
Last year we had a male swimming teacher and a couple of male substitutes when he was away.
DD (when I pointed out her new swimming teacher): What? You can have girl swimming teachers? I didn't know girls could teach swimming!



5
Me: You need to finish your homework before you can have your tablet.
DD: What will happen if I take my tablet?
Me: I'll put it away in a high place until the summer holidays.
DD: How long is that?
Me: Two months.
DD: Well lucky if it happens today and not yesterday because that would be even one more day to wait until I can have it back.


4 comments:

  1. We use the same Hebrew book as you do!

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    1. She has a very strong sense of logic - it's a logic all of her own.

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