DD: Mummy, have I got holes in my ears yet?
Me: No, not yet.
DD: How long does it take?
DD: Yesterday we saw some with only two bookcases in them but we need three bookcases, right?
DD (looking under her bed): Mummy I can see that thing!
Me: What thing?
DD: That thing that hatched from an egg.
ME: What, a bird!?
DD (with disdain): No silly, it didn't hatch from a real egg. It hatched from a chocolate egg.
DD: Yes but I didn't like sleeping in a tent or outside.
Me: Do you want to go again?
DD: No thank you.