Warning:
This post includes content of a womanly nature and the word 'tampons' is mentioned. Twice, if you count this time.
Prologue:
Once, about 16 years ago, I met a woman who had lost her teenage daughter to
Toxic Shock Syndrome. She scared me into never using tampons again. I noticed that with the switch to pads, most stomach cramps and discomfort magically disappeared. It seems obvious now that if your body is trying to purge and cleanse itself then it's not going to take kindly to you bunging it up with a stopper.
Yesterday:
Yesterday Kindy-camp finished. Yesterday I posted "fail" on the website against those students who had failed to complete the course. Yesterday, when those same students called me to try and
manipulate persuade me to give them more time (that should be more more time to be precise) I told them it was all over and they should sign up for next year. Today began the chofesh hagadol (big holiday).
We had plans. Get to the local pool early and buy our subscription for the month of August. We had already found suitable photos of the two of us for the card-passes. DD went to bed last night with a smile on her face.
Yesterday I woke up with a headache. I was feeling exhausted, hot and sweaty although it wasn't so hot out (only 29 degrees C), and in need of food when I was way past not being hungry. I took a nap in the middle of the day. I had a mini-binge in the evening. I couldn't be bothered to do anything in the house or cook. DD had cereal and an apple for supper (there may have been some ice-cream and a packet of sweets involved - I don't even remember tbh).
You'd think that after 38 years x 12 months I'd recognise the symptoms.
Today:
DD woke up this morning shouting, "Hooray! It's the Chofesh Hagadol! Are we going to the swimming pool?"
I told her I'd got an email saying they weren't opening it until Monday. Luckily we went swimming last weekend at our friends' kibbutz.
It's now lunchtime and here we are doing puzzles, watching Mary Poppins, and eating something from the freezer.
Me: Shall we go out and do something fun as it's the chofesh hagadol?
DD: Nah, lets just stay at home today.
At the risk of being a
SMOG (well actually I'm the biggest SMOG ever), that's my girl! :)