Thursday, September 11, 2014

Tidbits 23: Food And Education



1
DD's in bed and I'm sitting in the living room. Suddenly I hear soft whimpering and moaning coming from DD's bedroom. 
Me: DD are you all right?
Silence
Me: Darling, what's the matter? Are you ok?
DD: Be quiet I wasn't talking to you.
Me: What's going on in there then?
DD: I'm just telling myself a story. I don't know why you heard me, I'm telling it very quietly.

2
In the supermarket.
DD: Do we need carrots?
Me: No, we're not really carrot people.
DD: Of course we're cucumber and tomato people.
DD: Are we potato people? (Yes)
DD: Are we aubergine people? (I am, you're not)
DD: I'm gummy bears people.



3
A few days later
DD: Mummy why aren't we avocado people any more?
Me: We are Darling but they're not in season at the moment.

4
DD: Rock and Roll is a kind of music.
Me: Did you learn that in music at school?
DD: No, I learned it from Bubble Guppies. You can learn everything from Bubble Guppies. Even important things. You should watch it. I don't know why you don't watch it.
Me: Do you learn more from Bubble Guppies than you learn from going to school?
DD: Of course! They even have a 'First Day of School' on Bubble Guppies so I already know everything!

5
DD: Right we never had a chance to say goodbye?
Me: Say to goodbye to who?
DD: To the dinosaurs because they're dead already.


*Photos by Sarit Doron


8 comments:

  1. Good old Bubble Guppies, Leo spent ages going on about how Neptune is cold, and loads of other random things from watching it!

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    1. It's actually amazing the amount she's learnt from it. She also learned quite a bit from Peppa Pig when that was her favourite. Tha't how I justify that she spends so much time on you tube. :P

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  2. So sweet. Especially love the dinosaurs comment. Just lovely! :D

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    1. I think that may have been prompted form something on Bubble Guppies as she said it just as an episode was finishing.

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  3. For the record, we are carrot people, in a big way.

    And that dinosaur remark - I don't even know what to say. Love it. You'll be glad you recorded that one for posterity.

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    1. Don't worry, some of my best friends are carrot people. :)

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  4. She is hilarious!! I love the telling herself a story....so funny! xx

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    1. The skills of an only child - she's always telling herself stories, sometimes she sings them like she's living in an opera.

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